Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Men and Women

WARNING!
Under 16 are totally not allowed to read it

Jadi, gue iseng sebenernya karena emang udah lama jg tertarik sama yg namanya pola pikir manusia. Salah satu faktor itu kan gender menurut gue, ya jelas begitu. Gampangnya, gue mau tau apasih yg dipikirkan pria dan wanita, apa yg mereka mau, apa yg mereka simpan. Terus biasa kan langsung tanya om google dan berikut dua buah artikel yg gue temukan.

50 Things Men Wish Women Knew

1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.
2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.
3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.
4. If you think I'm speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.
5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.
6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.
7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me—once.
8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.
9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.
10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they're your best sign that I'm not a whack job.
11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.
13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.
14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.
15. I don't ask for directions because I'm just happy to be driving. Anywhere.
16. Masturbation is merely practice for the big game. Encourage it.
17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn't always have to lead to sex.
18. But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?
19. There's no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.
20. Though the exhaust note of a Porsche Boxster is pretty damn fine, too.
21. I just may lie to make you feel good. Don't be angry about this. You really weren't looking for the truth anyway. (sudah diakui)
22. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.
23. You're really bad at faking it.
24. If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you're late.
25. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.
26. Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change outfits in front of me. Slowly.
27. Err on the side of hot; I love to show you off.
28. Unless we're meeting my parents.
29. When you call us at work "just to chat," we're not really listening; we're checking our e-mail.
30. Spring means baseball and skirts. Doesn't need to be 31. a mini-Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.
skirt; it's been a long winter.
32. We don't mind being told we look good. Just don't call it a "cute outfit."
33. We love ponytails. (really?)
34. Being good in bed means a) enthusiasm; b) a sense of humor; and sometimes c) patience.
35. The first time? We're as nervous as you are.
36. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public. (it's creepy)
37. Make us laugh and we'll want to hang around.
38. Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.
39. Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman's problems. But a woman who solves her own while we watch? Instant erection.
40. You can pick the movie, but have a reason. (i always can pick the movie without a reason)
41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you use the words "naked" and "waiting." (ew)
42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks. (you're welcome)
43. Anytime you cook for us, we're happy. (sweet)
44. If you can hit a golf ball 150 yards, we just might fall in love.
45. No, I don't remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter. I'm a guy, not a tape recorder.
46. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.
47. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too. (really?)
48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, "Do you think she's pretty?"
49. Don't rely on us for keeping you up on the news.
50. Never say, "I know you better than you know yourself." Nobody does. (understand so well!)

50 Things Women Wish Men Knew

1. Saying "I love you"
immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count everytime.
2. Real men drive stick shift.
3. I will leave if you lie leave me first.
4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.
6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.
9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
11. I expect you to call me.
12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
13. I'm scared of losing my independence.
14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. (y)
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick. (nah i dont understand this one)
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not.
17. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm . . . a.) . . . having a fat day. b.) . . . not feeling "connected" to you. c.) . . . blackmailing you to get something I want.
18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.
19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I'm not afraid to use it. (i dont)
20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing. (y)
21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.
22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.
23. You should never tell me what to do.
24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
25. My breasts love much licking and sucking. (-..-)
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
30. I want to be Madonna me.
31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers. (this one too -,-)
32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.
33. You're sexy when you're: shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby, sweaty, sleeping, serious.
34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now. (agree!)
35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving. (y)
36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you—and for you to recognize this.
37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking . . .for you
38. Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times. (not at all -,-)
39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.
40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points. (y)
41. I love it when you're sweaty. (number 33)
42. It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.
43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
44. I like porn. (just for joke)
45. I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands. (ngga ngerti)
46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read . . .(agree!)
48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat. (agree!)
49. I remember everything about our relationship.
50. You should know all this and more without my telling you.

Nah what do you think?

Thursday, June 24, 2010

I hate today

Hari ini serba salah semuanya. Rencana gagal semua. HP error tau tau ke format sendiri ilang semua isinya sampe kalkulator aja ngga ada. Badmood seharian. Semedi di kamar sampe pasang pengumuman di depan pintu sama jendela tulisannya
MOOD RUSAK JANGAN GANGGU
Kunci jendela kunci pintu ngga keluar kamar dari jam 11 sampe menjelang magrib. Pasang lagu volume full. Nyanyi nyanyi teriak teriak terus pas HP ke format nangis nangis. Serba salah.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

I Miss You, K

I've sent an e-mail

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Areebah Project

Ulangan udah kelaaaarrrrr wuhu wuhu hasilnya cukup memuaskan, yg jelas ipa alhamdulillah tuntas dan agak bangga dgn nilai kimia gue :)) Oh iya lagi ada masalah jg sebenernya tapi toh ya anggap aja itu suara nyamuk dikuping, ngga bakalan lama begitu katanya cepang. Masih bingung juga mau ambil bimbel mana, maunya di GO cimanggis situ atau Quin aja yg sekepretan dr rumah.

Anyway project kedua baru selesai, yap sesuai judulnya Areebah Project
Kali ini gue yg namain sendiri, ya lebih gampang aja nemunya setelah Akilah. Berikut adalah hasilnya

Ground Floor




1st Floor



2nd Floor



*Land area: 120ms
*Building area:
1. Ground Floor = 78,75ms
2. 1st Floor = 78,75ms
3. 2nd Floor = 70ms
*Bedrooms: 7
*Bathrooms: 5
*Living room: 1
*Kitchen: 1
*Dining room: 1
*Family room: 1
*Laundry room: 1
*Balcony: 1
*Terrace: 2

Iya Areebah emang lebih sederhana drpd Akilah soalnya rada kepikiran juga buat bangun rumah segede Akilah nemu tanahnya dimana kalo di Jakarta begini dan rumah kayak Akilah enak kalo ada di tempat yg masih sejuk kayak daerah puncak. Nah Areebah ini lebih ke TownHouse (rencananya sih begitu pas buat). Guenya yg ngga tau atau emang floorplanner itu ngga bisa nyatuin lantai lantainya biar bisa ada TSK TD sama TA. Nanti deh cari yg lain biar lebih maximal.

Anas bantuin gue cari link buat download satu software house designing tapi gede banget T..T 2,...GB katanya trakdungdung bisa capek hati nunggunya apalagi koneksi speedy suka ngadet erh. Laptop pun ngga support kayaknya ToT yah mungkin memang belum waktunya gue melangkah lebih jauh *apasihnis*

Dan oh iya denger denger dr dewi osis clasmeet mulai kamis lagi kayak semester lalu. Ya Allah semoga final basketnya kayak semester lalu AMIN AMIN AMIN AMIN AMIN AMIN agak kuatir sebenernya sama nilai mtk di rapot entar, udah pasrah seenggaknya nilai ipa ngga ada yg jeblok begitu. Take care people :))